I think I actually miss those fools back at Oblivion...

Okay, this fucking desert has grown really tiresome. And boring, did I mention boring? There's only so many times you can have fun kicking some creature's ass before it gets to you. What sort of sick mind thought this was a great idea for an afterlife? Whenever I find the person responsible, I plan to show them just how happy I am with this whole situation!

So the elders were wrong. Not that it comes as any surprise but I don't think they ever imagined this. What the fuck is this anyhow? And since when did dying come complete with your own personal gadget thing?

Maybe I'm dreaming... pfft, I wouldn't lose to that moron Sora even in my dreams! This has to be trickery of some sort. Hn, well I'll get to the bottom of it. Then whomever is responsible will pay. Dearly.